Woop! My first post and already I'm having a rant!
Anyone know what the defenition of "Joke" is?
JOKE: 1)something said or done to provoke laughter or amusment and 2) a matter that need not be taken very seriously.
Probably the second one would fit better in this case!
Tbh theres 2 types of jokes someone can make. One would be a personal joke, this could be things like how you look, your religion, your race, how you dress, how you talk, where you come from and so on...you get the idea. Those kind of jokes aren't funny. The other type is just "BANTER" you know like, what guys have a football matches....they SLAG each others team off but in a jokey way? Those kind of kokes are funny if you actually have a sense of humor and don't take things seriously. Everyones had a joke about them at some point or another. See we British are quite good at slagging ourselves and making jokes about ourselves unlike other nationalities, who take it personally.
I like a joke, right? And the people who know me know that when i make a joke I DONT MEAN IT. Yeah sometimes it comes across as sarcastic, maybe the joke is funny in a sick way...a dirty way but its a joke? I dont mean to hurt anyone, its just who i am. Its up to them how they take it, 9 out of 10 times people laugh and give it back but theres always ONE person who takes offence.
Sure, ive had a joke about me...KEENO! Lol. Did i cry about it? No. Did i moan about it? No. I went along with it. Lifes too short, have a laugh for god sake! As me and my papa say " If you canny have a laugh its a bad day" and by the looks of it people have a bad day everyday. But you know what? Thats up to them. Life is how YOU make it, if you want a life where you go each day with a laugh make it worth while getting up cause you have good mates and whatever then you go for it! But if your just going to go about with your face tripping you and not laugh and not have a joke? Then your going to have a very sad life.
If your hanging around with people who like a bit of banter now and again, then your going to have to lighten up. If your not that kind of person then your going to have a tough time. But you know what to do? SUCK IT UP AND GIVE IT BACK AND STOP ACTING LIKE THE VICTIM!!! Theres nothing worse than people who do that. We live in a society where people havent got time for timid, shy people, you have to get out there! Deal with it, dont run away because that just shows your weakness. Toughen up and stop acting like a baby.
Oh and another thing. Living today your surrounded by millions of problems. People are alcoholics, drug addicts, in debt ect...theyare REAL problems. Not petty little girly problems problems. Sureee i got problems, im sure alot of my friends do aswell but do we go about publishing them on CNN, BBC, SkyNews? NO! Know why? Becuase they OUR problems and we deal with them. If you look for sympathy by saying you have issues then people are going to say to you "Yeah, well so do i but i just get on with it" < Oh look, theres another tip for you!
Sooooooo if your still alive after reading that then hey!! I have one more thing to say! A joke is how you take it, wether that be personally or funny, its up to you. At the end of the day WHO CARES?! Its just words, we got better thing to worry about rather than apologise for something we thought was funny but you didnt. Im not doing that, you need to toughen up and i would suggest asking santa for a personality this year or better still a sense of humor because by god you need one!
Thank You and Goodnight!! xx
Oh and another thing? STOP GOING IN STROPS AND GROW UP! Actions have consequences, you need to start standing up for yourself, getting a bit boring seeing the back of your head everytime thngs get heated! (:
